My sister’s always on the phone.
I never see her study.
She doesn’t do her homework,
which is why her grades are cruddy.

My sister’s always on the phone,
but I don’t think that’s cool.
My sister is so popular
she’s flunking out of school.

Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from No More Homework! No More Tests! published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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