When you’re playing in the snow
and find out you have to go,
don’t sit down upon the toilet
with your snowsuit on—you’ll spoil it.
Text © Bruce Lansky reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly...and Other Deep Thoughts, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.
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