Humpty Dumpty laid by the pool.
Humpty Dumpty thought he was cool.
He wouldn’t wear sunscreen.
He thought it was dumb.
Now he’s served at McDonalds
With ham on a bun.
Text © A. Maria Plover, reprinted from Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater and Other Silly Rhymes, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.