Tinkle, tinkle, little bat.
Wonder where the potty’s at?
Straight ahead or to the right?
Caves are very dark at night.
Little bat, why do you frown?
Did you tinkle upside down?
Text © Dianne Rowley reprinted from Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.
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