This collection of our funniest "yucky" poems about bodily (mis)functions, meals gone awry, and life's messiest situations will be sure to have you sticking out your tongue and cringing with laughter in no time!



 
  Bring Your Own Lunch by Bruce Lansky  
  Cockroach Sandwich by Colin McNaugton  
  Dirty Socks by Bruce Lansky  
  Gotta Go! by Robert Pottle  
  I Ain’t Been to School by Robert Pottle  
  I’d Rather by Bruce Lansky  
  I’m Getting Sick of Peanut Butter by Kenn Nesbitt  
  Ish! by Bruce Lansky  
  Little Boy Blue by Darren Sardelli  
  Little Miss Muffet by Bruce Lansky  
  My Baby Brother by Bruce Lansky  
  My Locker is Obscene by Kathy Kenney-Marshall  
  My Puppy Loves Flowers by Bruce Lansky  
  Mystery Meal by Bruce Lansky  
  No More Flies in the School Kitchen by Bruce Lansky  
  Our Mother’s at a Meeting by Kenn Nesbitt  
  Pigs In Space by Bruce Lansky  
  Poopsie by Bruce Lansky  
  Recipe for Making Mud Pies by Don Stewart  
  The Curse of the Foul-Smelling Armpit by Trevor Harvey  
  The Yuckiest Sandwich by Ellen Jackson  
  There’s a New Cook in the Cafeteria by Bruce Lansky  
  Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Bat by Dianne Rowley  
  Vanessa Eats Paste by Dave Crawley  
  When I Was a Baby by Bruce Lansky