Our books are filled with hilarious poems that stretch the imagination—and the truth! Here are some of our favorite tall tales by Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Neal Levin, and many other great poets.



 
  Aliens Have Landed! by Kenn Nesbitt  
  Clear As Mud by Bruce Lansky  
  Good Morning, Mrs. Hamster by Kenn Nesbitt  
  How Many Doofuses Does It Take to Screw In a Light Bulb? by Gary Turchin  
  Jessica Jean by Kenn Nesbitt  
  My Snowman by Neal Levin  
  No More Water by Kenn Nesbitt  
  Say What? by Bruce Lansky  
  The Dentist Pulled My Tooth Out by Kenn Nesbitt  
  Turkey on the Run by Eric Ode  
  Vac by Trevor Harvey  
  Watermelon Bird by Eric Ode  
  Willie's Wart by Linda Knaus and Kenn Nesbitt