I Wonder Why Boys Were Invented

by Bruce Lansky

(to the tune of "My Bonnie")

I wonder why boys were invented.
They’re dirty and messy and rude.
They never wash up before dinner.
And burp after eating their food.


Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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