I Wonder Why Girls Were Invented
 
 


by Bruce Lansky
 
   

(to the tune of "My Bonnie")

I wonder why girls were invented.
They spend so much time on their hair.
If they were as bald as my grandpa,
The mirror would give them a scare.

 

Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

 
 
 
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