Poor Old Uncle Ted

by Bruce Lansky
I feel so bad
for Uncle Ted.
There’s not much hair
upon his head.
And, what is worse,
he barely hears.
There’s too much hair
inside his ears.


Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly…and Other Deep Thoughts published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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