Bruce Lansky, “The King of Giggle Poetry,” visited BCLUW Elementary School in Conrad, IA and other area schools on November 10^th – 12^th, 2008. Here are some of the fun poems they wrote together…

 

The Third Grade Talent Show

 

Talon burped the alphabet,

he burped out ABC.

The audience was grossed out,

and they began to flee!

                

Keegan has a big thumb.

He made it disappear.

We thought he’d pull it out his nose,

he pulled it out his ear!

 

Drew was juggling meatballs.

He dropped them on the floor.

He had to clean the mess up.

It was a nasty chore!