Bathroom Warning

by Bruce Lansky
When going to the bathroom,
here’s one important issue:
Do not sit on the toilet seat
if there’s no toilet tissue.


Text © Bruce Lansky reprinted from If Pigs Could Fly...and Other Deep Thoughts, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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