My Parents Are Pretending
 
 


by Ted Scheu
 
   
I’m pretty sure my parents are
pretending they are sick.
I know because I taught them both
to do that little trick.

You blow your nose and hold your head
and claim your brain is breaking.
And so, a pro like me would know
my folks are clearly faking.

A little thing I learned in school
convinced me I am right:
My parents are supposed to meet
my principal tonight.

Text © Ted Scheu reprinted from My Teacher's In Detention, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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