Little Molly Peters
stuck her finger up her nose.
She pulled it out, examined it,
and wiped it on her clothes.
Now Molly is a lovely girl,
that’s really not the issue.
But she will have no friends until
she learns to use a tissue.
Text © Bill Dodds, reprinted from A Bad Case of the Giggles published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.