Oh, Woe Ith Me!

by Bruce Lansky
Ath I wath biking
down the thtweet,
I hit a bump
and lotht my theat.

I cwathed my bike
into a twee.
I thcwathed my fathe—
oh, woe ith me.

My bike ith wecked.
I’ve no excuthe.
And wortht of all,
my tooth ith looth.


Text © Bruce Lansky, reprinted from My Dog Ate My Homework published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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