Humpty Dumpty Laid By the Pool
 
 


by A. Maria Plover
 
   
Humpty Dumpty laid by the pool.
Humpty Dumpty thought he was cool.
He wouldn’t wear sunscreen.
He thought it was dumb.
Now he’s served at McDonalds
With ham on a bun.



Text © A. Maria Plover, reprinted from Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater and Other Silly Rhymes, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

 
 
 
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