Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
His bad breath drove all the girls away.
Now he gargles twice a day.

Text © Mark Benthall, reprinted from Rolling in the Aisles, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Stephen Carpenter. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.

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