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The Two-Headed Monster
by Darren Sardelli

A two-headed monster
broke into my house.
He ate every button
on Jennifer’s blouse.

He tasted a table
and chewed on a bed.
He swallowed the hat
on my grandfather’s head.

The monster ingested
the living room floor.
He scarfed down a painting
and dined on a door.

He snacked on the sofa.
He munched on the mats.
He sampled the fur
on my kittens and cats.

Although he enjoyed
all the things that he ate,
he suffered a tragic,
unfortunate fate.

The doctors confirmed it.
I heard what they said.
He ate mother’s cooking,
and now he is dead.



Text © Darren Sardelli, reprinted from Dinner with Dracula, published by Meadowbrook Press. Illustration © Mike and Carl Gordon. Any copying or use of this poem or illustration without consent is unlawful.


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